We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk