When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock