Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I don’t get mad I get odd

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes