I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God