She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
