It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

If you Buy it You might Like it

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups