I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
