I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
