Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk