We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means