Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously