Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds