It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
