Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Love may never win but love always ties
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
