Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–