I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…