A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face