It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged