It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost