Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
