God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
