You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort