Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score