In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap