No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being