When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…