Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Life is trying So Die trying