In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
