You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me