We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn