Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down