I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
My ego is too big
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices: