Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means