While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you