Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
