All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology