Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave