Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God