My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power