You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or