It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free