Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists