My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I want what you want so I want a cow

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams