At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes