It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Mating For Life Saved My

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune