Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
I changed My mind By following My heart
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous