Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

I changed My mind By following My heart

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous