As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
