A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
