My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves