Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
