“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money