If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill