You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
“The human body generates more bio…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
