There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class