It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…