A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Easy to please but problematic to appease