That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)