That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending