Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves