Seeing Is Believing and Unperceiving
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
