AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

I will gladly suffer fools for love