People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
