All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect