All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–