Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
I risked loss And lost; I win
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
