Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Mating For Life Saved My

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave